How do you keep a mind?

I think I'm losing mine! :S HELP!!!

So guess what I did for the first time today ever? I typoed in my handwriting... Weird huh? I mean, I guess it's not all that unordinary, but I'm very particular about my spelling, so it just felt mega weird.... Like I was losing my mind.... Hmmm....

So then I just had one of the most random convo's ever about this losing of my mind, and how to keep it, and how I get on really well with it.... :S

Me: Yeah, I know, I quite like my mind... I'd hate to lose it!
Me: It doesn't even get to go on holidays
Friend: its your bday. someone will get you another one.
Me: Lol! No but I want this one.... I've known it for 22 years....
Friend: put a collar on it? with a tag saying its address, namely, your head.

AND SO IT CONTINUES.....

Friend: how about you fool it into thinking theres no where to run - like wrap black all around it and then it wont know where to run
Me: It just tends to get a little lost every now and again
Me: Black's an unhappy colour... I like my mind too much to do that :)
Friend: ok, wrap it in purple
Friend: it will be so happy it wont even remeber to run away
Me: True.... LOL! I do like purple....

So it was kinda random... But I've had even more random ones.... Like which cartoon characters are hot.
Or talking in depth about multitasking, and the ability to rub your belly & pat your head simultaneously....
Or about rainbow coloured underwear (Yup, Ro, Sheetal and Zain know about that one....).
Or about which superstars we'd invite on our private jet when we get one one day (you know who you are - please confirm I can cross Ronan Keating off the list now?)
Or msn food fights - we "threw" gulab jambun bombs, and fired arrows of celery sticks, and sent floods of daal.... And who could forget the barfi-bullets machine gum!
Or nudge wars! (which I obviously won, because I could send two at a time - try it, no one else's msn lets them!)

I mean, I've had the D&M's as well, like the meaning of life, and what you want from it. And good vs evil, what defines morality...? Is there a God? The power of chocolate (& what defines a true chocoholic!)? But I must admit I do like the random ones as well... So if you're ever bored, you know who to talk to :)

So anywhoo, in other news, I saw this recently, and thought it was hilarious! Apparently I'm not the only thing wrong with the world!

CHRIS ROCK: "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say more?"